E=mc² or Love = Messy Commitment Squared

Love isn’t logical—but it is full of energy. In “Love in the Time of Einstein,” The Cynical Romantic puts E=mc² under the microscope (and maybe a wine glass) to explain why relationships combust, collapse, and occasionally defy gravity. From IKEA-induced meltdowns to passion that burns hotter than a Bunsen flame, this witty breakdown of Einstein’s most famous equation proves that love and physics share one inconvenient truth: both can blow up without warning. If you’ve ever lost track of time with someone—or endured a breakup that felt like a small nuclear event—this one’s for you. Equal parts humor, heartbreak, and half-baked science, it’s your cosmic permission slip to stop trying to “balance” love’s equation and start laughing at its chaos.