Zombie Love Stories

Zombie Love Stories from the Cynical Romantic
They ghosted. Then resurrected. Welcome to the undead side of love — where closure is optional, boundaries are negotiable, and your ex somehow still knows your new Wi-Fi password. In this Halloween edition of Love, Lies & Scandals, The Cynical Romantic digs up the dark art of “zombie relationships” — those half-dead romances that claw their way back into your inbox at 2 A.M. Armed with wit, wisdom, and a little emotional garlic, we’ll explore why nostalgia makes us answer texts we shouldn’t and why blocking an ex might be the healthiest ritual of the season. If you’ve ever wondered whether your heart is haunted, this one’s for you.
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