Vampires, Werewolves, and Exes—Oh My!

Welcome to Love, Lies & Scandals: Haunted Hearts Week, where romance meets the supernatural—and not in the sexy vampire way. In “Vampires, Werewolves, and Exes—Oh My!”, The Cynical Romantic dives into the monsters of modern dating, from the love-bombing vampire who drains your energy to the midnight-texting werewolf who disappears by sunrise. It’s witty, self-aware relationship commentary for anyone who’s ever mistaken chemistry for compatibility or ignored red flags that could light a runway. With a dash of psychology, a sprinkle of sarcasm, and a whole lot of emotional garlic, this post helps you spot the warning signs before they sink their teeth in. Think of it as your candlelit survival guide to spooky season romance—equal parts humor, heartbreak, and hard truth.