A Cynical Romantic’s Halloween Confessional

Welcome to the Haunted Heart Hotel, where exes rise from the digital dead, ghosting season is in full swing, and modern love feels like a horror movie with no credits roll. In this Cynical Romantic’s Halloween confessional, we explore why ghosting haunts us, how zombie relationships refuse to stay buried, and what happens when you finally face the scariest spirit of all—your own reflection.

Think of it as emotional ghostbusting with better lighting and fewer regrets. Whether you’ve been left on read, resurrected by an ex, or tempted by love potions and red flags, this survival guide will help you laugh your way through heartbreak’s haunted halls.

So grab your pumpkin-spice courage, check in for the night, and remember: weighted blankets don’t ghost, and neither should you.